The 5 Crazy Lovers of Saraswati Nagar College, – A Hilarious Tale of Fails, Friendship & Flirting
The 5 Crazy Lovers of Saraswati Nagar College, – A Hilarious Tale of Fails, Friendship & Flirting
In a small classroom of Saraswati Nagar College, five mischievous friends studied — Guddu, Chiku, Lali, Tiger, and Khadak Singh.
Studying was optional for them… Their real mission was — impressing girls.
And they had named the mission: “Operation Heartbreak” (because so far, only their hearts had been broken every time).
One day in the canteen, Guddu said,
“Brothers, this time we start with full planning!
Target — Simran, Mehak, Tina, and Anjali from the new first-year batch.”
Chiku, wearing sunglasses, added,
“Plan No. 1: First, we change our style — dress like heroes, attitude 100%, and we speak in English!”
But the first shock came when Guddu tried to impress Mehak by saying,
“Hey girl, I love juice!”
And Mehak replied, “Same here. Go drink some!”
Tiger tried approaching with a new perfume,
but it was so strong that the girls thought it was a chemical attack — the whole corridor cleared out.
Lali tried poetry:
“You are my chemistry, I am your formula…”
Anjali responded, “And you’re a failure — in exams and in life!”
For five days, every plan failed.
Every time, something messed up — sometimes the zip was open,
sometimes a “Kick Me” sticker was stuck on their back.
On the final day, Chiku said,
“Guys… accept it. We’re not made for girls. We were born for Comedy Circus.”
And they all laughed… even the girls laughed.
But this time, not to make fun of them —
it was because of their genuinely funny style.
And maybe, that was their real victory.
The gang decided that if smartness didn’t work, they’d impress girls with muscles.
Guddu said, “From tomorrow, it’s mission: gym, protein shakes, and six-packs!”
Day 1, 6:00 AM – Saraswati Nagar Gym
Khadak Singh picked up a dumbbell, clicked a selfie, and put it down.
Chiku got on the treadmill and fell in the first minute.
Lali was doing push-ups, but every time he went down, he thought — “Let me take a quick break.”
Tiger made a protein shake — but ended up creating a salt & chili milkshake.
And Guddu just kept yelling at everyone,
“Have you seen your faces? You wanna become Arnold?!”
After a week — back pain, sore hands, and instead of a body, they got body pain.
Then Lali said, “Girls don’t just fall for bodies… they get attracted to talent.”
So the next mission was: Annual College Talent Show.
The plan:
Chiku – mimicry artist
Guddu – dance
Lali – rap
Tiger – stand-up comedy
Khadak Singh – tabla performance
Showtime:
Guddu got on stage — did Michael Jackson moves — and his pants’ string came undone!
Chiku mimicked the principal — while the principal was standing behind him!
Lali started his rap:
“Yo Yo Lali Singh… I’m the king…”
And boom — the mic went dead.
Tiger said, “Let me tell a joke…”
The audience started laughing — not at the joke, but because he had an “I love boys” sticker on his back.
And Khadak Singh played the tabla — which was actually a table. He forgot to bring the real one!
After the show, the entire college was rolling with laughter…
But this time, even the girls they wanted to impress were laughing.
Anjali said, “You didn’t come to flirt… you came to make us laugh. And that’s even better.”
Simran added, “You guys are the best… Best entertainment without even trying!”
Chiku grinned, “So… does that mean we’ve got something going?”
All the girls shouted — “No!”
And all the boys shouted back —
“We’re better off single… with pizza and friendship!”
One day, Guddu got super inspired after watching Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
He said, “Brothers! If we can’t get girls in real life… let’s shoot our own love story in college.
Girls will fall for us after watching the film!”
Chiku asked, “What should we name the film?”
Lali said,
“Dilwale Popat Le Jayenge”
(And everyone clapped!)
The plan was simple:
Hero: Guddu
Heroine: Any girl in college (who agrees)
Director: Chiku
Cameraman: Tiger (who can’t even use the back camera properly)
Background music: Mouth organ by Khadak Singh
But the biggest issue — who will play the heroine?
Guddu asked Simran, “It’s a small love story, just a little acting…”
Simran replied, “You can’t act — and I won’t!”
Then he tried Mehak… requested Tina…
All said “No means no!”
So finally, Guddu said,
“Lali! You’ll be my heroine — wear a wig!”
And Lali put on a wig, lipstick, and even a frock for the role.
Guddu, doing SRK-style, proposed to him:
Guddu (SRK style): “Love is friendship… and you’re my best friend…”
Lali (as the girl): “I’ve fallen in your love…”
(and he literally fell — off the stage wearing heels!)
Just then, the principal walked in and shouted,
“What is this nonsense going on?!”
Chiku quickly replied,
“Sir, it’s a documentary — about gender equality and college romance!”
Principal said,
“You’re ruining the college’s name in the name of equality!”
The film did get made — but when they uploaded it on YouTube, it got only 9 views —
and 5 of them were by these five friends themselves.
But one thing was certain — they didn’t get the girls… but they found a friendship for life.
And in the final scene, they all said together:
“Love or no love… this friendship is a superhit, boss!”
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